Also got a Mail Call for you today.

Wrong!!! So Wrong!!!  

Yellow Out, a puzzle type game.

Bad Dog!!!!!

Earth Today. Interesting and somewhat funky stats.

3D Worm game.

Hmmm...but it worked for Ferris Bueller.

The Jive Server. Translate everyday English into Jive. (warning: some offensive language here) 

Play a fine game of stratgery...I mean proximity. 

Now that's some mighty fine police work.

A nifty animation that displays the current date/time.

Blowup...interesting puzzle type game.

Wow, talk about straight out of a movie.

Remember pictures like this in Highlights magazine?

Keep the ball up in the air.

How not to cover your rear. 

Snap, crackle, how to pop a zit.

Another arrow shooting type game.

Man, I should have thought of this earlier. 

Raiden: awesome arcade action.

Here is a news article about the guy that the Terminal is based off of.

TV video game commercials from around the world.

Now this is a funky game involving a strawberry clock.

On a side note, do Clowns taste funny?

I updated my FSU In-State Status page to reflect that change and I have a new Mail Call of you today!

Somehow I missed this one the other day: Strong Bad Email #112

I know that this is wrong, but oh well. 

Kinda cool BMW driving type game.

Probably not a good idea to hide from the cops here.

If they mated...Simpsons characters.

Try to get your invisible mouse pointer across the screen.

Yes! All disputes should be solved like this.

T0y0ta C0r0lla pwns j00 4ll

Name that video game sound! Real old school stuff here.

Look! Its the new age Yard Darts!

Man, I think these guys have a one-up on NASA.

Get the crabs to their home!!

Curses! Foiled again!

Check out the Volume 2 - Issue 2 of Ramblings of a 6th Year Senior.

Duke of Hazzard...European style (video).

Beach Bob...a monkey game.

First mini bikes...now mini cows?

Map of the Simpson's Springfield.

Go Caver Racer, go Caver Racer gooooooooo!

Smart man!! An example to us all!! And to quote Jillian, "Did he keep all the receipts?"

Journalistic Report Time: Strong Bad Email #113

I think its time to go to the gym.

Boomerang Mayhem game.

Not quite a Suppository of Doom...more like Baby Powder of Doom.

How to protect your computer.

Hi-ya! Its Antkendo!

Note to self...don't skip town on bail.

So, in honor of that, its the Laws of Work

Classic Breakout action

Bonus!!

This is an what happened to me last night, reenacted by a moron (video).

Simon Advanced

Great Scott!!

I updated the FSU Football page and added a new Artie'cle.

Nifty! All Strong Bad emails summarized with pics!

Bionic Athlete Game (beware of keyboard damage)

I think I see a correlation here.

Play 20 against a PC. Really good stuff here.

Now, I know this goes against my beliefs, but I've got to cater to everyone.

Rich, but not smooth.

Arrgggg...me matey.

I posted a similar game a few weeks ago, but I accidentally deleted it. Way to go me.

Well, at least I wasn't alone.

Educational...and challenging game. My work here is done.

Hey, what could go wrong?

Guide to every Sci-Fi who was ever killed.

However, the fans were on their feet and cheering when Bobby finally put Sexton in during the 4th. The Tallahassee Mullet Wrap, I mean Democrat, quoted Bobby: "I would hate to repeat, or say what I think about that [fans booing Rix] because I'm such a sweet guy...Really, I loathe those kind of people. That's them dadgum playmaker experts or whatever they are...what's that game everybody plays...Playstation. They're Playstation All-Americans up there. They think they know football because they happen to see a television game...It'd be like me watching Dr. Kildare and think I can operate on a brain." Ouch Bobby, that really hurt. I've got almost as much videogame experience as do you coaching at FSU. Plus, how can 80k+ fans be wrong?

Oh well, next week we face Clemson in this year's Bowden Bowl. It will be interesting to see who wins since his son's career isn't on the line this time. In closing, I would like to thank Tennessee for doing something we always wish we could do, slap a Gator and get positive yardage for it.

Got Facts? Finally a website with more useless info than mine.

Play a wicked game of Foosball. 

Dude, this man is crazy.

"Bling, bling has never been more patriotic." Wow...how sad.

Parachute Jump.

At least he didn't take a bite out of crime.

So now his majesty has another chance to get it right and release the Classic Trilogy in its unaltered form. And what does he do, he makes a Special Special Edition. Yep, that's right. That sound you hear is Lucas milking the teats of society for all it's worth. Let me quote and translate a recent interview Lucas did:

AP: Do you pay much attention to fan reactions to your choices?

Lucas: Fans...oh you must mean my source of income. They all think outside the box...about 14 different box sets that is. Harharhar...I crack myself up. In reality, I was hugged enough as a kid, so I can do what ever I want.

AP: After "Episode III," will you ever revisit "Star Wars"?

Lucas: Only if I pull a Michael Jackson and I need more money.

I know that this is long, but I swear that I'm almost finished. If you were looking into getting the Special Special Edition trilogy, here are some things that make this version more "special":

• The approach vector of Luke's landspeeder to Mos Eisley has been, inexplicably, changed.
• Greedo and Han now shoot at the same time — which is still lame, but quite a bit less lame than Greedo shooting first.
• The "Special Edition" CGI Jabba in A New Hope has been reworked to hew far closer to the look of Jabba in the other films — a significant improvement to a still-unnecessary scene.
• The lettering on that Death Star tractor-beam readout has been changed to that foreign Star Wars glyph-alphabet.
• Lightsaber blades have been retouched during the Vader/Kenobi duel so you can no longer see the combatants holding non-glowing sticks in certain shots.
• Ian McDiarmid now replaces that hooded old woman in a mask (with monkey eyes and Clive Revill's voice) as the holographic Emperor in Empire — with new dialogue explicitly naming Luke Skywalker as both Anakin's son and the lad who destroyed the Death Star.
• Temura Morrison, who played Jango Fett in Attack of the Clones, now voices Boba Fett — though he doesn't voice the stormtroopers, whom one presumes are still cloned from Jango's DNA.
• The color contrast has been tweaked so that whenever anyone looks out a cockpit window at a starfield, outer space now looks black rather than dark-brown — a seemingly small change that really makes a difference.
• The distracting matte lines that always made the Rancor Pit sequence look so fake have been smoothed over — another subtle change that quintuples the believability of the scene.
• That weird black squiggle that floats on the Emperor's hood, as well as several matte squares around spacecraft, have not been digitally removed — though they may have been minimized a bit through color correction.
• The "Celebration Scene" that closes Jedi now features a shot of Gungans dancing funkily on the rooftops of Naboo, one of them shouting, I shit you not, "Weesa free!" — also, the Galactic Senate and the Jedi Temple have been added to that gorgeous pan across Coruscant.
• And finally, as many feared, Hayden Christensen now stands alongside the far-older Yoda and Alec Guinness as a Jedi Spirit in the closing moments of the saga. Apparently Lucas either believes that Anakin died briefly in Episode III or that your Jedi spirit reflects the last moment where you were consistently good, or something. it's a change that will divide fandom (or perhaps unilaterally piss fandom off) for years to come.

So I'll leave it up to you boys and girls. I will suggest this: If you are looking for the Original Trilogy on DVD, look on EBay. People have taken the laserdisc versions and converted them to DVD format. It won't be as clean as the "new" ones, but it will be in virgin form. Please note that these are getting hard to find and if you can't find them, let me know.

In closing, Lucas can kiss my lily white tail.

That's the end of my show... Strong Bad Email #114

In case, you know, ever needed some help. (Make sure you read the reviews)

Worst Pong clone ever.

Almost a win-win situation.

Footage of Hurricane Charley's eye wall. (Windows Media Video)

Test your senses with this one. Apparently I have the senses of a sheet of paper. Tell me something I don't know.

Seriously, how often do you get to read a headline like this.

In other news, yes I do have a backlog of updates for the website. So if you've emailed me, sent me articles, or looking for more features, they are coming. Well, unless your name starts with an "S" and ends with "enior." I can't post what I don't have. Heh, that was a low blow. 

Not sure if these are photoshopped, but here are some pics of the PStwo. 

Rather in-depth World Domination game. Go team!

Yet another example of how not to steal things.

Ah yes, the science of yesterday...today. The only thing that's missing is a software pirate at the helm and Spock looking into his viewfinder.

UFO 101.

Go crotch rocket go!

Yeah it is! BTW, the other website mentioned is run by a Mac user...go figure.

Now this is a tough memory game.

Wow, I've always used rope.

Come on everybody, ride the leet train!

This reminds me of the old school F1 Racer.

A likely story.

Think about it. Hurricanes are like women during that special time. They are bloated and have a severe case of water retention. And  the high winds that whine and howl and leaving a trail of destruction/people in tears. So that means you can buy a box of Tropical Depression, Tropical Storm, or Hurricane Strength tampons. Maybe Hurricane Season is just Mother Earth's time of the month. I don't know...but I'm going to leave this rant right here.

Also, we play Clemson tomorrow. We'll see how that's going to go. Rix is about a consistent as wind direction. Plus when you throw in the family ties with Clemson and our need to win an ACC Conference game to say in the race, its going to be interesting. I'm sure you'll hear about it on Monday.

H'ok. Its been a very busy today. Yes, I know its late in the day, but I'm jacking into the wireless Internet at a hospital in Dothan, AL. My grandmother is having surgery today so most of my family is here. So yes, this posting is going to be very ghetto (story of my life). With that said, here are today's links. Please note that for now, the Artie'cle and Senior will only be accessible through the front page.

Artie'cle - Calling Features

Ramblings of a Sixth Year Senior - Volume 2 - Issue 3

New Florida state motto and sign.

Chess type problem solving game.

When escaping from the police, don't return to brag.

If dorks ruled the world.

I was doing good until the birds came along.

Its not every day you get to see this title in the headlines.

Thanks to all those who attended a rather sweet after game party at Chez RT/Joshua. Question: Why is that between RT and I we have about 80 NES games and all ya'll want to do is play Super Mario Bros 3? Not that that's a bad thing...just an observation. Be proud...a guy just made an observation.

In other news, you'll probably want to check out my FSU In-State Tuition Status page. Also, I had a very late update on Friday and you may have missed some quality stuff.

Finally, mucho grande props go out to Mary Beth for scoring me a sweet pic of Jesus at the Athens BSU! You rock!! In your own words, "You are just that amazing."

FYI - Cleaning pennies with Taco Bell hot sauce.

Kinda like Pipe Dream but with electricity...shocking.

The inverse of Milton on Office Space.

Hahahahaha...nerds.

A darts type game.

Way to ruin it for the rest of us man.

Double Coupon Day - Cheat Commandos 3

Its a little old, but I give you the ROFLCopter. Similar to the l33t train.

And it's associated game.

Once again, another example of how not to rob a store.

Sure I'll buy these new Oakley's as long as you throw in the teeth.

Get ye flask! Its Hamlet, the text adventure game!

My first thought was, "How did they know he was a pirate?"

1. Get fired up. I know it isn't that hard cause apparently it doesn't take much (I would know).
2. Open your favorite email client and crank up an email.
3. Put this in the To field: webmaster@joshuastarling.com
4. Type away until your heart is content.
5. Press that new fangled Send button.
6. Sit back, relax, and have a girlie drink on me.

In closing, you if you can't complain or write about something...then you probably shouldn't vote this November. Ouch! That was a low blow wasn't it? I do believe so. Joshua 1 - Ladies 0. This ranting was paid for by joshuastarling.com and approved by Joshua.

How many trees must you hug to justify your existence? I've got to hug about 19 acres worth.

Dude, this will keep you busy for hours.

If you read the entire article, I don't think drinking alcohol was his problem.

Oh man, I have to get one of these for my apartment.

Battle Pong.

Ummm...I was...err...no where near Oregon.

And on a completely unrelated subject, 30.42% of the people that used a search engine to find my site used "rix happens". I realize that was a completely useless and random fact...but you know that it's funny,

Just make sure you read the FAQ on potato bugs. A site after my own heart.

Give a go at this nifty puzzle type game.

There is a lesson to be learned here fo sho.

This is the most ghetto, nerdy thing I've ever seen...and I've seen a lot.

I love it when people use new technology to make old school games.

Was it really worth £900?