Archives - May 2004

May 3, 2004 - The cycle continues

Ah, another Monday. Nothing much to rant and rave about today. It was a quiet weekend for the most part. Its good to have those occasionally.

Here is a little flash game that is guaranteed to make you want to throw something.

Check out this footage of a stolen Mustang in a high speed pursuit. This guy has mad skillz.

Take a gander at these crazy essays that someone actually turned in.

Red vs. Blue posted Episode 32 - "Me, Myself and You". You can download the episode from their main page.

May 4, 2004 - Dum de dum dum

Attention all FSU students...grades are posted today. Good luck with that. But you know what else? We are now one step closer to football season!! Man, I can't wait. Even if our first game is against Miami...who cares? Its College Football season. Plus, I was thinking that my website lacks school spirit, so I have combined the two. I give you the FSU Football 2004 Page.

Strongbad Email #103

Yo Mama jokes for Geeks!! Also, be sure to check out their links at the bottom for Math and Physics.

Every redneck pimp's dream: The Duct Tape Suit

Finally, holding true to my series of games that will give you an aneurysm, Click the Duck.

May 5, 2004 - Cinco de Mayo

"¡Andale! ¡Andale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Yii-hah!" So be sure to go out and celebrate some Mexican Independence tonight. Here is a little quiz to test your knowledge.

As most of you know, one of my favorite sayings is, "Story of my life." Well, apparently now I can say, "Movie of my life." Its about time.

Hmmmm....these are a little disturbing. Fun, but disturbing. Not to mention a little eye candy there.

Here is a little game that's fun....unlike some of the ones that I've been posting lately.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Check this kid out!!

May 6, 2004 - Dear Diary

I love all the girls...wait...err...um...wrong web page. Ignore that.

This next segment is dedicated to Artie, who now works in his own personal "Office Space":

RPG Office Supplies
11. Striped Tie of Resist Management
10. Mouse of Negate Firewall
9. Large Potion of Replenish Toner
8. Blinking Hub of Brilliance
7. Rusty Wand of Postpone Deadline
6. Potion of Manager Detection
5. Amulet of Blame Reflection
4. Ring of Pager Control
3. Scroll of Create Intern
2. Coffee Cup of Holding
1. Wand of Project Cancellation

Sorry...they didn't have "Punch of Two Holes."

Today's Dilbert featured Arch Nemesis #3!!

I got a few vids for ya'll today. Check out this car that someone redesigned. Talk about a mind trip. Just be patient if the server is a little slow. Also, take a gander at this home video of a news chopper crashing in Brooklyn. They did a better job than Black Hawk Down!!! The video will launch in a popup window.

Man, I really need to hire this guy.

And a little game for the day.

May 10, 2004 - Blah Blah Blah...

I realize that I'm very difficult to buy gifts for, you know, for my Birthday, Christmas, and any other nationally celebrated holiday. So I'm going to give you all a head start this year and here's a wonderful suggestion. Just be sure to get me a big stick too 'cause that's what its going to take to fight all the ladies off.

Check out this news story about a guy who ended up with 6 nails in his head from a nail gun. Looks like someone missed the old days of Quake.

Talk about a real American Hero...this guy survived the D-Day landing, a Nazi Prison Camp, and fought along side the Russians. He's some bad Mo'Fo. And speaking of, this website has all of the Budweiser Real American Heroes and Real Men of Genius radio commercials for download.

This is a really nifty game where you have to abduct people from an UFO.

Check out the Cheat Commandos from Strong Bad!!!

And be sure to check out Red vs. Blue Public Service Announcement for Mother's Day and Episode 33 - "An Audience of Dumb". You can download these episodes from their main page.

May 13, 2004 - Click Click Boom

Say hello to my little friend!! Oh yeah, that's right! I pity the fool that gets in my sights!! If anyone is interesting in play some paintball with use, just let me know. I'll post some combat pics once the matches start...which is very soon.

Since I've been a little slack lately, I'll post an extra helping of links:

If you are looking to kill some time, here is a website that features websites created by losers. Looking to kill more time, then check out The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.

Here's a little game that seems simple at first but gets very difficult after a few levels.

Ah yes...the birth and history of the boom box. Boom boom boom chigga boom.

And continuing on that 80's theme, here are some commercials to download from way back then...when hair was big and cartoons were cool. Sniff, Sniff...those were the days man.

Don't forget to give Mr.Picassohead a try.

Check out these crazy technical warnings.

Finally, if you couldn't get that Storm trooper outfit off Ebay that I wanted, you can get this for me instead.

May 14, 2004 - Last Will and Testament

OK boys and girls. I'm going whitewater rafting this weekend up in Tennessee on the Ocoee River. So if the website isn't updated in a few days (like 5)...well, you know.

"Hey buddy, you got a light?" "Sure man, here you go." "Thanks!" Flick...flick...BOOOOOM!!! That was a classic Road Runner/Wile E Coyote maneuver.

Kari, this link is for you! This site offers a lot of 80's theme songs, commercials, movie previews, and tons of other stuff.

A cross between dig dug and Tetris. This game will drive you insane...I guarantee!!

"I think I can...I think I can...Oh Snap I can't!!!" Download here. I also love the bystanders' comment of, "He's running a bit rich I'd say." Heck, I'd say the car was doubling as a crop duster or mosquito sprayer.

Finally, everything you ever wanted to know about G.I. Joe but was afraid to ask.

May 18, 2004 - Just relax...this won't hurt much...

I can't believe that the price of gas went up 7-8 cents yesterday in the Bainbridge GA area. That's crazy go nuts!! Thankfully I had an insiders tip that the prices were going up and I made it to the pumps before the "minor" increase. That means that mid-grade gas is now $2.00 in GA. I've never seen it that high in all me life. And I can honestly say that back in my day when I was in high school, premium gas was less than a dollar...you just had to walk two miles bare foot in the snow to get it. Oh well, just do like this guy did.

Wanna know what you are going for the rest of your life? Check out the Job Predictor.

Here is a really interesting site where people have submitted time lapsed videos. Really cool.

Finally....I give you: Artie'cles

May 19, 2004 - Its a sad, sad world

Have you ever heard the term "Ambulance Chaser" to describe a lawyer? I think this brings it to a whole new (sad) level. I mean look at that beast!!! It looks like it swallowed three bookmobiles. But wait, it gets better. In the pursuit of clients (not liberty or justice), the aforementioned beast is parked outside the emergency room and in the physician-only parking area at Brooklyn's Maimonides Medical Center. Did you notice the fire hydrant in the picture?

Fire in the hole!!! Here are some pictures of Prom Bombs.

Lock and Load! Take out some terrorists on this flash game.

I think I may have posted this once upon a time, but here is a really funny Chem Exam and someone scanned.

May 20, 2004 - The Birth of Crap

Yes, you read that right...The Birth of Crap. Or as it is more commonly known as Star Wars Episode III which is now rumored as "The Birth of the Empire". Only a true genius such as Lucas can bring a title like that. I mean, it follows in the footsteps of "Phantom Menace" and "Attack of the Clones". Bah I say Bah!!! He should have named the second one "The Birth of the Empire" and the third one "The Fall of the Jedi" or something like that. That way, the titles match Episodes V and VI. I can't think of a name to tie Episode I to IV. Don't get me wrong, I have lots of names for Episode I, just none that I should say out loud. But what do I know...I'm just a lowly computer nerd. Oh I could rant and rave for much longer...but I think this guy sums it up. I would love to read his reaction to the alleged movie title.

Oh snap!! Check out these tattoos of Star Wars, Transformers, and GI Joe.

Poor guy...I feel so sorry for him. Perhaps they are going to buy this.

Take the Insanity Test. Yep, I failed horribly. Just make sure your sound is on. (Thanks to Kari for the link...who is also insane in the membrane)

A flash version of the 80's Classic: Spirograph

And what would an update be without a game?

Finally, the stuff that dreams are made of: Artie'cles - Week 2

May 24, 2004 - Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays

Man, so it begins again...another week of work...another wonderful Monday in the Corporate world. I would petition for a three day weekends, but that would mean that the bad luck of Monday would get passed on to Tuesday. Personally, I don't want to do that to Tuesday because, well, Tuesday is typically a good guy and no one wants to have bad luck on Mardi Gras anyways. Plus, I figure that people would get tired of three day weekends and request four day ones...then five...and so on until our economy collapses and the Communists laugh at us. Nothing is worse than a bunch of laughing Communists either. But if you want a taste of the working world...then give this a try. Its even got Milton's desktop from Office Space on there!!

I'm not sure if I would wet myself or bust out laughing if someone pulled this out on me. But hey, it slices, it dices!! It will even cut through a copper pipe and still slice bread!! I think the customs guy loves striking a pose. He's gonna get all the ladies now.

What do you get when you cross Chrono Trigger with the Bionic Commando and your mother? Probably something like this game.

Behold the Cheatar and check out the Puppet Jams on the main page.

May 25, 2004 - Second verse same as the first

Monday decided that it wasn't finished with me, so its pinch hitting for Tuesday today. I had a rather lengthy rant going on but I realized that its something that really pushes my buttons, so I give you Arch Nemesis #6. Now, I know that I'm sneaking #5 in there as well, but I wasn't sure if I was going to post it due to its somewhat sensitive nature...so I did it anyways. And in honor of Arch Nemesis #6, just know that I'm not alone.

Guess what Katie? You don't have to do the "Pop and Adopt" method. Just take lessons from this lady.

Similar to our Artie'cles, read this guy's account of a redneck neighbor who moved in next door. Just remember that it could always be worse.

Today's waste of time flash game.

Check out the world's most ghetto game of mini golf.