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:: Joshua Starling
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Well guys after another 2 week break the Captain is back with an all new adventure. For starters I want to send love to the survivors of the last hurricane. Keep on Truckin’ guys. Also I feel RT needs a Special Bus shout out; you’ll make it partner. My angel, Kinsey, also gets some TLC from Special Bus. Lastly I can’t forget to give love to the “wonderful” gate woman at the UGA football game Saturday that made me walk completely around the student section to go to my seats in the student section. Yeah you remember what I said and I stand by those words “female”.

Well it’s the most wonderful time of the year, The Fall. UGA football is in full swing and Matt has found his first love. The excitement and wow that comes on Saturday get my heart pounding. Go Dawgs.

In other news the Captain would like to apologize to the young lady that he tagged after watching the movie Anchorman Thursday night. Even though both vehicles were unharmed (we knew the Red Rocket would survive) I apologize. She was very cool though, and all I can do is blame the beautiful and talented Elizabeth. [sarcasm] Thanks Liz [/sarcasm].

Well unlike many of my readers I wasn’t cowering in fear of Frances or waiting for the swift currents to sweep me away over the Labor Day weekend. No instead I got sick and slept through impending death. You've gotta love the plague that takes an entire stinking week to get over. So I’ve spent the last week in a comatose stage, but unlike a coma I had the pleasure of studying for a Plant Bio exam. Well my studying paid off because a drunken monkey could have passed it. Go me; I love wasting my valuable sleep time.

The major event in my life the past couple of weeks occurred Tuesday night. Sure it could have been a religious experience or I found true love, but no. As my sister pulled into the BSU her tire exploded. It would be pointless to think it would be easier to leave it in the parking lot and fix it in the morning, but she happened to be in a university lot. There’s nothing fun about taking 40 Big Ones in the team.

Now I can’t blame my sister so I’ll blame Ford. Remember the a few years ago when they got in trouble for crappy tires, yeah so do I, but I digress.

But back to my story, after her tire evaporated from the rim she called me. Ahh yeah the good Captain had to change a tire his sister’s Ford at night in the rain. FYI I have a new respect for the guys at NASCAR. It sucked, but hey I love my sister so I guess it was worth it.

Well that wraps up this weeks edition, and to be honest I didn’t get any great stories from you guys. For that matter I didn’t get any stories, and I’m a little disappointed. You crazy kids need to write me or “I’ll blow you up”. Remember When in Rome and whether the glass is half empty or half full you can still put more in it.

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-Captain Matt



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