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| March
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Well, we now have two more reasons to love ze French:
Reason
1 and Reason
2 both of these come on ze heals of ze recent Head
Scarf Ban.
So based on zhis new information, I'm going to recommend zhis:
Zat ze French start planting zheir grape vines in concentric
circles, alternating between ze red and white grapes. It
should look something like this: Huh
huh huuuuh. And I don't want to hear any of the, "But
I am Le Tired" excuses either.
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| March
3, 2004 |
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Happy Birthday Katie (or K8E in the l33t circles)!!
In other news, it brings me great sadness to report that K8E's
fish passed away on her Birthday Eve. Well, to be honest, I
have no clue when it died. Judging by the pungent odor emanating
from the bowl, I'd say a few days (I really don't know because
I'm not a coroner. However, I did stay at a Holiday Inn). For
those of you who could not make it, we had a viewing and
memorial service last night at the 1804 Upstairs Bathroom. We
had a brief eulogy and a prayer followed by the singing of
Amazing Grace. If you wish, you can stop by the 1804 Upstairs Bathroom to pay your last
respects...or to use the facilities.
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| March
8, 2004 |
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Today boys and girls is the first official day of Spring Break
for FSU Students. w00t!! So what does that mean to me? It means that I'm stuck
in Tally while my friends go home, to the beach, and on the
CCF Mission Trip to Oklahoma. But that also means that my
roommates and most of Tallahassee have cleared out as well.
Most everyone that is, except for that 400 lbs chick that
lives in the apartment above ours, whose room is right on top
of mine. Speaking of apartments, you can now see what mine
looks like here. Just be sure to read the disclaimer at the
top.
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| March
16, 2004 |
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Well, another Spring Break has come and gone. Where did it go?
I always find it amusing that you need a vacation to recover
from the vacation. Sadly, I don't have anything great to
report from my hiatus. I do however have a few interesting
tidbits for you...actually more like my table scraps. Check
out this exoskeleton that straps to your legs and makes a 100
lbs load feel like 5 lbs. You can read the official news story
here
and see pics here.
As far as practical applications, you could take a 400 lbs
chick to a chicken fight and it would only feel like you have
20 lbs on your shoulders. You would take everyone to school.
And just in case you have never heard of chicken fighting,
here is a random picture off the internet of a fight training
school. You gotta start them out early.
Finally, for all the hardcore gamers, here is an article
on how to over clock your Sega Genesis.
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| March
18, 2004 |
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I realize that many of you may not be the devoted Star
Wars fan that I am. But I need to rant about something. First,
read this.
Ok, General Grievious? What a gay name. Now, I would expect a name like
that in a Marvel Comic Book. But holy molars Batman why General
Grievious!! This is from the same
man who brought us names like Darth Vader, Chewbacca, Boba
Fett, Jabba the Hutt, etc...
I mean, all Lucas did was take the word Grievous and
slide another 'i' into it. George you tricky devil you. If it
wasn't for my college education, I never would have caught
that. Almost as brilliant as "Attack of the Clones", but not quite. You lost your touch a long time
ago buddy. One would think that you have enough money to hire some decent writers. Oh wait,
that's right. You pour all of it into CG shots. What was I thinking?
Yo bro, how about you follow your own advice: "Do or do not.
There is no try."
Well, my rant took most of energy today. I posted an Archive
Page so you can look back at my insightful mumblings. Err...I
mean News and Site Updates. That should keep the Home Page
lookin' all nice and neat. Plus, I've gotta feed my OCD
somehow. I did do to something really cool with the logo,
but I could not get it to work just right and its gotta be
perfect. For some reason, it leaves a tiny white strip at the
bottom of the logo. I'm not talking about the kind that clean
your teeth either. I worked on it for so long that I started to
foam at the mouth. And by 'foam at the mouth' I really meant
'get a migraine'. So I'll just change it later.
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| March
27, 2004 |
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Tonight is the big night, for Bainbridge
GA that is. Casting
Crowns is coming to the Decatur County Coliseum. Now I
know what you might be thinking, "I know what happened
the last time they put a bunch of Christians in a
coliseum." But not to worry my friends. This one does not
fill up with water and the most harmful animals in Bainbridge
are tree rats, opossums and armadillos. Anyways, the doors
open up at 6:00 PM and the concert kicks off at 7:00 PM.
Now, apparently I don't update the site enough anymore. So I
bring you a bunch if weird, unusual, and somewhat cool crap
that I have run across during my internet travels to atone for
my slackness:
AOL
Translator - Type in your message and it will translate it
into what a 12 year old would say on AIM
Yeti Sports 3
- Part 3 of the Yeti/Penguin Sports. Its still not as fun as
this one.
You can get the complete history of the games here
along with all the spin-offs.
I'm
sure that most of you all are familiar with the Badger,
badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom, Snaaaaaaaaak! thingie.
Where here is the extremely gay live
action version. Finally
a safety alert!!! Danger Will Robinson!!!! Bath and Body Works
has issued a recall
on votive candles because they, "can burn with high or
irregular flames and pose a fire hazard." I don't know
about ya'll, but I regularly use votive candles to freshen up
that metallic smell where I store my fireworks, when I change
the oil in my Mustang, or when I pump gas. I also think
placing one near a huge stack of old newspapers or near
curtains really adds a festive look. But then again, and I may
be wrong, but don't all candle (votive or not) pose a fire
hazard. That's like recalling cigarettes for posing a health
hazard.
Well, that should keep you occupied for about 5 min. Bon appétit!!
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