Finally, I just thought I would share this with you all. I was in Target yesterday and I had just finished checking out. I overheard this lady in the line behind saying that she was having trouble getting this rather large item out of her cart.

Cashier: "Ma'am I can scan that from here."

Woman: (grunting and struggling) "I almost killed myself trying to get it in the buggy. I should have got a clerk to help me. But I've got an item under here that you need to scan."

Seeing an opportunity for a boy scout badge, I say, "Excuse me ma'am, but I'll be more than happy to help you get it out."

Woman: (reluctantly) "Sure...I guess so...thanks."

Me: "Nadda problem, we'll just sit this (picking it up)...right (straining, feeling a hernia forming)...here." Lets just say that beast was heavy. I don't know how she got it in there. So I turn around to see what this "all important" item was...a $2 pink pencil case. Without thinking I say, "That's it?!"

Needless to say she turned down my attempts to help her out to her car.

Get ready to go after Trogdor...it's Peasant's Quest.

Here is a look into the world of men. Enjoy.

And they call it the Hurricane...game.

Genius...pure genius.

Awesome Castlevania game. Taking me back to my NES days.

Not sure if this was an actual news story, but incredibly funny.

Alien...in 30 secs...re-enacted by bunnies.

Take the Citizenship Test and see if you got what it takes to be a US Citizen!

Man, I didn't have this much fun on my 23rd birthday.

Now this is a nifty little puzzle solving game.

How to make your iPod wireless. Neat-o!!

Speaking of fun...um...no. Hommie don't play that. Talk about bringing hanging out to a whole new level.

Blue Dude: "Excuse me, but are you a registered voter?"

Me: "Ummm....yeah."

Blue Dude: "Great! Would you sign a petition to legalize mariju..."

Me: (walking away) "No." (mumbling) "Dirty hippies."

Sorry man, but I'm not about to put my name down on your paper to support your habit. 

And in other news, I knew it was coming, I could feel it in me bones...Arch Nemesis #1 strikes again. [insert grumblings and shaking the fist here]

By a show of hands, how many remember Pass the Pigs game? Pig out!!

Spider Man vs. Doc Oct...completely done by legos.

"He's a lucky man." Yes, indeed.

(shameless Republican plug) You know, now that you mention it, this does seem true.

Get your circle to the square game.

"Now, do I cut the red wire or the black wire?"

You know, it isn't often that I come up with something of this magnitude. But let me run this by you: Gilligan's Island was the blueprint for reality TV. Now, work with me here and think outside the box. You've got a rather large man (Skipper) with a fowl temper, a skinny dork (Gilligan) that the ladies love, a millionaire and his stuck-up wife (Mr. and Mrs. Howell), a movie star (Ginger), someone with an education (Professor), and a country bumpkin (Mary Ann). Still with me? So what do you do? Put them on a deserted island. Think about it. No, really, think about it.

Dag'gum wipper snappers. Where's my cane?! 

I can't believe some people actually buy this stuff. Oh wait, yes I can. I've got some from Climax if anyone wants it.

Another one of those platform jumping games.

Oh, the irony...and your tax dollars hard at work.

Now this is really cool. This family has taken their photo since 1976.

Interesting game: Jack Hammer Rampage.

Also, Happy Birthday Kyle. We really enjoyed your rendition of the Sugar Plum Fairy. Here's a group shot.

I realize that most, if not all, you y'all can't read this, but just check out the pictures. 

Great Knights of Columbus! Its a Chinese penguin game.

WWI Claims another life. Honestly, this is about the 5th time I've posted an article like this.

Speaking of, yet another tale of stolen construction equipment.

Woo hoo! Its Action Fishing time.

Finally be sure to check out this virtual flip book.

Mail Call!! I've got a new email to share with you all.

Down South, we usually use shotguns.

Moose VS Chevy Lumina. Wow...I'm at a loss for words.

Not so much a game, but should keep you entertained for hours.

Matt, this link's for you.

3D car driving type game.

"Hey kid, gimme your lunch money." Wash, rinse, and repeat.

Finally, the Homeland Security Advisory System is at Elevated Condition (Yellow). Elevated Condition is declared when there is a significant risk of terrorist attacks. That means to keep your dogs well trained and your guns loaded but on safety.

Take your farewell ride in style.

A little unusual but fun to play...nice graphics too.

Man, a true Cinderella story.

Check out Martha Steward's begging for the judge to go easy on her.

An online SimCity clone called Super City Planner.

Proof that you need some level of skill to jack a car.

Next, I decided to pay their website a little visit. I looked through their entire website and I didn't find one reference to anything Christian related. Even the half quoted Bible verse was no where to be found. Now things are getting interesting. Time to call their 1-800 number and pose as a debt ridden American in desperate need. 

Recording: "Welcome. You have reached Christian Debt Management. Please stay on the line for an operator to assist you."

Operator: "Hello my name is Sarah and how may I help you today."

Me: "I'm looking into getting some debt relief but I have a few questions first. Is there someone I can talk to first before I get the process started?"

Sarah: "Sure, but I have to ask you three questions first. How much, approximately, are you in debt."

Me: " I have about $17K in accumulated credit card debt.

Sarah: "Ok, great. What state do you live in?"

Me: "FL."

Sarah: "Sorry, but we aren't licensed in FL." (Side Note: Their address on the website is in FL.)

Me: "Oh, what about GA because I'm moving there due to work?"

Sarah: "Yes, we are licensed in GA. Finally, have you ever filled out the form on the website?"

Me: "Nope, sure haven't" 

Sarah: "Ok then, let me transfer you to someone who can answer your questions."

Some Guy: "Good morning, my name is Jeff and how can I help you?"

Me: "Hey Jeff, I have a few questions for you. First of all, how does your organization differ from, say, AmeriDebt, that offers similar packages?"

Jeff: "Well, I've never worked for any other debt consolation firm before. But let me tell you how we work." [insert five minute speech full of jargon and BS]. Now, I'm not asking for any personal information, but who is your current creditor, your balance due, and amount of monthly payments?"

Me: "Wait, I have one more question. So what exactly does the 'Christian' mean in your name? What are your beliefs and why did you choose to use that in your company name?"

Jeff: (long period of silence) "Because we are a non-profit Christian organization." 

Me: "So that's supposed to give me a warm fuzzy since you'll be handling my debt?"

Jeff: (another long period of silence) "So how about that infor.."

Me: (click)

Umm...yeah...I think Jeff knew that I had figured him out. Oh well, its not 60 Minutes material, but a fun learning experience. Learn well from this my young padawans.

Funky website where people take pics of thrown away mattresses. 

Really fun remake of the classic Lemmings game.

You'll wake the dead for crying out loud.

What airplane safety signs really mean.

Try your hand at Canyon Gliding.

Sorry, but this only works in the movies.

Today's Public Service Announcements are brought to you by the letters R, U and N and the number 3.

This weekend I highly recommend that you stay away from any camp grounds next to lakes...especially any named Crystal Lake. Furthermore, people wielding machetes and wearing hockey masks may be hazardous to your health.

Also, Tropical Storm Bonnie was a complete dud. I mean, I didn't even see a tree limb fall. Geez, what a let down. On the other hand, it appears that Hurricane Charley is going to low blow the Tampa area. Might I suggest the Duck and Cover method? This method is also applicable to earthquakes, meteors, atomic blasts, and rabid monkeys. As for your small pets, rope and cinder blocks should do the trick. As for cats, they are built to withstand up to a Category 5 hurricane because they always land on their feet...always.

Check out the seventh installment of Ramblings of a 6th Year Senior.

So wrong yet so funny (and true), its the Miss Georgia Sex Offenders 2004 Pageant.

Nighttime motorcycle racing game.

Oops, my bad.

Interesting survey of the music preference of computer nerds.

I wish you all the luck with this game. [insert grumblings here]

Proof that cats always land on their feet.

Mail Call!! I've got a new email to share with you all.

Its Strong Bad Email #111!

For all the incoming Freshmen this year, this link is for you.

Badabing, badaboom! Puzzle type game.

Oops, my bad.

In case you ever wanted to know how to calculate star dates.

Pharoah's Tomb game. Has everything but the curse.

Pre-school version of the Great Escape.

Try your hand at parallel parking.

Now you can get all the ladies...including the ones that don't shave their pits.

Interesting airplane landings and take-offs message board.

Mega Man vs. Metroid - a very awesome flash game.

Bad advertising fails thief.

Yesterday when I was out checking my site stats, Yahoo! left me a little present. They upped my website space from 50 MB to 2000MB and my monthly transfer rates. Yahoo! also threw in some new tools and other little options. And the good part is that I don't have to pay anything for it. Basically, that means that I'll be able to add more content to the website and maybe those big productions the good senior is always talking about.  

And in other news, I have updated the Name the Column Contest with all the submissions I have received thus far. I've heard rumors that I woman might step up but I haven't confirmed yet. In the meantime, keep sending me name suggestions.

What High School Stereotype Are You Quiz?

Mega Man vs. Ghosts and Goblins game.

Classic neighbor feuding.

A Snake vs. a Black Widow. [insert chantings here]

Ah, nothing like a classic game of Reversi.

Some people just never learn.

Look! Its revenge of the tattooed nerds!! Side note: Come on Artie. If you were are true Mac fan, you would go the distance.

Not really a game, but its Virtual Knee Replacement Surgery!

Traffic jam caused by a what?

Now this is a truly awesome website. You type in your message and the website will sing it back to you using clips from different songs.

A nifty strategy game called Proximity.

Congratulations!! You won!! Just come on down to claim your prize.

Finally, check back later on today and see if his Sixth Yearness quit slacking and sent me a rambling. 

Official Rules for Calling Shotgun!

East Bound and Down! Its a truck driving game.

With nothing better to do, this guy has scanned all of his Wal-Mart receipts.

Its the Monster Munch.

One more reason to lock and load for tree rats.

Its back!! Artie'cles: More Thoughts from the Blotter!

Teeny Tiny Girl Squad and a new Marzipan's Answering Machine.

Preparing for Emergencies: What you need to know. 

El Emigrante: The Immigration game (wrong on many levels).

What not to do when driving.

Now you can wear shoes like Dexter's Mom.

Insaniquarium game. Awesome mouse clicking fun.

Down...set...hike?

Mail Call!! I've got another new email to share with you all.

Get your WRFF on.

1992: A remake of the classic 1942 arcade game.

Oh the irony of this headline.

"NAAFA WILL be a FORCE to be reckoned with and a VOICE for all Americans of size!"

City Jumper game.

Oh yeah, more irony here too.

Interesting article on how companies got their name.

Taking you back in time, its a virtual Lite-Brite.

Sucker!! I guess this guy never watched any movies.

What??

Try playing DTunnel.

Just kidding everyone!

He's Back!! Got a brand spanking new Rambling today!

How to speak English...for Americans.

D-Fence the game...almost as cool as the Tank game.

MacGyver would be proud.

Female computer nerds just got hotter.

Avalanche type game. 

Lock and load!!

Joshua

[Shameless Shout out] Holly and Fallon, here are your names on the internet. Now sit back and bask in your glory.

Take this quiz to see if you can recognize Spam mail. I got a 100%! In your face!

Herculympics. Let the games begin.

How not to forge a check.

Nifty animation about tall buildings. 

This game is full of Num Pad goodness.

I think I'm putting in for a transfer.

Get ready to pound your keyboard with this game.

RIP, my bullheaded love. 

For the ninja in all of us, paper throwing stars.

Its cubedelic...man. 

Talk about having a string of bad luck.

Seeing a chick beach her car on a curb: Extremely Funny

Catching the look on her face as I take a picture: Priceless

For once I was in the right place at the right time with my camera. I'm not sure if she was trying to Dukes of Hazzard that curb or what. But she was over on the payphone just talking away and pointing back at her car. Then she sees me snap that picture and just stops while it registers what just happened. Needless to say she got a little more agitated at that point and I decided it was time to leave.

Also, to makeup for my apparent lack of motivation yesterday, I added a Search feature to the website.

A new game from the Homestar Runner guys, Duck Guardian.

There is no way in the world I would strap this to my crotch.

A sweet Indiana Jones game. Kinda reminds me of the old school Dangerous Dave.

I wondered if this actually worked. Only one way to find out...

In a long line of Badger, Badger, Badger links, here is one made of leogs.

Some gee golly don't you know table hockey, eh.

The things people do for love...or business.