Ok kids for the second time in two days the Good Captain is trying to get this update done. Stupid floppy disk. Yesterday’s update was all nice and proofread, ready to be shipped out. This morning when I go to send it, my disk is corrupt. So instead of trying to repeat the masterpiece I created last night you kids get an all new Rambling.

First let me apologize for last week I was in the wild lands of Cherokee, NC having a blast. So without further ado here are my shout outs. First to the stunningly beautiful lifeguards, Lauren and Rachel, you guys rock. Next to my Angel Kinsey we had a blast right? Also I need to give mad love to the Harpers. And finally I have to wish the hot and flirtatious Heather a happy belated 19^th birthday. Now that is over onto my story.

Ok while in Cherokee I got my first and hopefully last lesson in plumbing. To set the stage its raining, we are outside, and there is red clay everywhere. Basically it sucked. By sucked I mean really sucked. However it wasn’t a complete waste I learned a few life lessons that I felt I should share.

1) Plumbing S-U-C-K-S. Stay in School and Just Say No to Crack.

2) When plumbing one must swear. Swear A lot.

3) Plumbing is from the darkest bowels of hell

Ok I also learned that I never want to that for living. It was kind of like getting all muddy then playing with crappy LEGOS that won’t do what you are forcing them to do. Also people from South Carolina (i.e. Clemson Fans) are inherent morons that can’t paint for crap. However the group did have this one chick that was pretty WOW; too bad I don’t date chicks with the IQ of a baboon. One of the highlights of the week was definitely getting a back massage ever night from the 19yr old Betty known as Rachel. I also got to teach Queen Bales the word “yonder”.

Again this week isn’t the amazing creation that I wrote last night, but if you think it sucks then bite me. One a lighter note I need to wish former Dallas Cowboy starting QB Quincy Carter a fond farewell. We told ya man lay off of the pipe. It is kinda funny that Bill Parcels, the same man that coached L.T, fires a guy for drug use; it just goes to show that if you are good at what you do you can smoke out as much as you want. As Rich said last week, “I love drinking around the world.” Remember kids Be Safe and Don’t Get Arrested.

Big Gulps huh? We'll see you later.

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