Hey Kids, you’re favorite Captain Matt is back with an all new update. My fans cried out, and well I have to do something to stop the nagging. First let me apologize for the lapse; I’ll try not to let it happen again. Unfortunately due to lack of sleep I can’t think of any shout-outs this week. So instead I’m going to send some Haterade to any student from UF, AU, UT, USC, LSU, Vandy, Clemson, GT, and any other rival or SEC school not mentioned. So onto my Ramblings.

Ok so the last 2 or 3 weeks have been fairly boring in the world of Matt. Classes suck; my professors are boring, but life in general is good. To any UGA freshmen that happen upon this great endeavor we know and love, LEARN TO USE THE HAND SCANNERS. Its not that difficult, and when you are trying to figure out how slide your card the picture faces you. You kids have made me wait 10 minutes longer than I needed to get my food. Learn quickly or get the crap outta my way. Sorry freshman with no intelligence piss me off. Gosh.

In other unrelated events certain people I know have been keeping me up late, knowing I have to wake up early. To those people thank you. The good Captain is getting old; he isn’t as dumb or resilient as he once was. It’s a fact that you kids will have to face in 4 or 5 yrs. Live it up.

Also for any guys out there I’m having a debate on chip eating habits. The other night I’m watching Clerks with the hot and flirtatious Heather and I see this guy get his hand stuck in a Pringles can. My reaction was “dang that sucks when it happens”; the mean and hateful Heather calls me a retard. Now I can’t really argue that point, however what I am debating is the fact that getting your hand stuck in a Pringles can isn’t an isolated event. As the glorious Webmaster J said, “Everyone has, and if they haven’t they’ve got sissy hands.” Now here is where you guys come in, I need you to send in your best my hand got stuck in a Pringles can story, or your best Matt is a retard story. As a bonus the best ones might even get put into next week’s Ramblings.

Just to bother the awesomely wonderful Joy here is this week’s movie quote: Doing stuff is overrated. Like Hitler. He did a lot. But don't we all wish he woulda just stayed home and gotten stoned?

Well ya’ll, I know I sucked it up this week, but like I complained earlier some people have caused me to get less than the suggested 8 hours of sleep we need to function. So blame them. I also need to give props to my boy Barnes for bring back my CD case that was MIA for 2 months. And as Mr. Yonkers asked “So have you been on the meal plan all six of your years?” Just remember Look Both Ways Before Crossing the Street and Be Good to Each Other.

Be sure to write me kids,