I think the whole Matrix craze is way out of control. It is as bad as the extreme phenomenon.  Seriously. Extreme sports, Extreme elimination, extreme right guard deodorant, they probably have extreme breakfast cereal. And what is more extreme than the X-treme Jello gel sticks and cups or X-treme Jello pudding sticks? X-treme Jello.

Now everything is the Matrix. My friend and I were looking at golf clubs the other day. What did we find? Wilson Matrix golf clubs. And what about the Toyota Matrix. Has anyone else noticed that it is nothing more than a Toyota Corolla Hatchback? After the Matrix Trilogy of movies, I think you can sell anything if you use the word matrix in the description. Perhaps I will go do some matrix mathematics and print the answers off on my dot matrix printer. Sorry people. Not everything called Matrix is cool.

The coolest Matrix ever: Dot Matrix from Space Balls.