Case
#1
Date/Time:
06/07
1430
Location:
Leon
Incident:
Hazardous Materials
Description:
A private citizen in Tallahassee reported he saw a white powder in
his mailbox. Upon investigation by the local Fire Department, the
powder was determined to actually be a white envelope.
Status: closed.
My reaction:
Power or Envelopes. Can you sympathize? Do you wonder who isn’t
going to get their bills paid on time when you spill the packet of
creamer? Do you wonder why the envelope will not dissolve in your
Cup of Joe?
Case #2
Date/Time:
06/25
1717
Location:
Broward
Incident:
General
Description:
A private citizen called in regards to mold in her residence in
Davie. Caller is concerned about her child who has special needs.
Remedial actions unknown.
Status: closed.
My reaction:
Yes, I do feel bad for the child. I only wish the caller would
either call a maid instead of the State of Florida or go to the
store and buy a bottle of Tilex.
Case #3
Date/Time:
06/20
1218
Location:
Volusia
Incident:
General
Description:
Certain unknown "items" were reported stolen from a sub
contractor's vehicle in Deltona. Remedial actions unknown.
Status: closed.
My reaction:
Are you sure the “unknown items” were really stolen? If so,
how do you know? Try looking for them on Ebay. Search for
“Unknown Items.”
Case #4
Date/Time:
06/19
0745
Location:
Broward
Incident:
Migration
Description:
Three Cuban nationals landed in Pompano Beach. All 3 were in good
health. Broward County notified Border Patrol and Border Patrol
has them at this time. They landed in a 14ft wooden boat.
Status: closed.
My reaction:
Sounds like some bad jokes I have heard.
Case #5
Date/Time:
06/20
0958
Location:
Charlotte
Incident:
Drinking Water Facilities
Description:
A trespassing incident was reported at a Drinking Water Facility
in Harbor Heights. An unknown amount of piping was stolen from the
facility. No access to, or degradation of, the drinking water
reported.
Status: closed.
My
reaction: Well,
I guess it is cheaper than Home Depot or Lowes. Perhaps I will
look search Ebay for water treatment facility pipes.
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