Well kids I hope everyone is having a great week, and the world is all roses. If you’re not welcome to Mudville, population Athens, but that is neither here nor there. I’d like to give some love today to the awesomely-attractive-and-entertaining Bellmary; she likes long tag lines and apparently the last one I gave her she didn’t like. Bellmary also gets mad props for a rock-and-roll cartoon. We heart our Bell. Also I’m sending some love to my Angel; you’re the greatest.

Ok so its midterm time here at UGA, and it has descended upon us like the Black Death. Students still reeling from the blow last weekend can only feel a greater loss as we trod through the bleak landscape of testing. On the positive, however, I am through for a while so my days of slacking and video-gaming have begun a new. On the negative the entire UGA population has become infected with a mystery disease, kinda like the SARS, but I’m invincible so it matters not.

In the Realm of Cool, the Reward Challenge on Survivor (the greatest show ever) was Pringles and Beer. How cool is that? I was like I’d sell my soul for that if I was on this season’s cast. Pringles may be the single greatest chips ever made; they even come in a cool can, not bag. Go for the BBQ they are the best. And well we all know that Beer is the nectar of the gods.

I was going to have a really cool survival guide this week, but I got distracted by Bellmary’s awesome cartoon and Survivor. So instead I figured I could write a pointless Rambling about really awesome stuff, like Big Giant Robots.

Now according to modern thought Big Giant Robots (BGR) come from the future. This means that somewhere along the interstellar timeline a really hot chick that once piloted has to come with it. Now BGR’s are used for such items as picking up chicks and destroying the occasional threat from deep space. Now sure we could use it to enforce world peace, but why? I mean think about it, what chick is going to pass up a chance to go on a date with the guy that drives the 100 foot Robot? Also you have to fight other aliens in BGR’s and well if we try to keep the peace when do we get video game time?

Well my woman just came over so I gotta get in the “QT”; it comes with having a girlfriend I guess. This week I felt my age when the sweet and innocent Meghan asked, “Were you born in the 70’s?” As we go through the week remember that in the game of life there are rules we must follow, like gravity. So in closing we go to two of my heroes for inspiration “Dudes, even though you're doing this, we... we... we love you! We love you!”

Keeping it real,

- Captain Matt