Well it’s the last update of my summer kids, and I was thinking what I could do to really cap it off. Well first I thought a huge Flash production with exploding cars and all that jazz. Then I was like, "Nah, I'm not that skilled." So here goes my summer rehash, but first my shout outs. First I’d like to give a huge shout out to the Real Capt’n Ron, one of the most awesome and influential men in my life. I’d also like to holla at the hot and flirtatious Heather; you put up with a lot of my crap and BS this summer. You’re awesome even if I do give you crap.  I need to give one to all my Athens peeps I love you guys. And last but certainly not least is too all my readers without ya’ll it would be a really crappy column. Now onto my Ramblings. 

Ok so far this summer has been a blast. I never thought I’d say that about Bainbridge, but it really was rockin. Basically I met a bunch of hotties, like Rae, from FSU. I also learned that freshmen do have feelings and occasionally they will catch your attention. Plumbing sucks, stay in school. Let’s see…its also easier to finish college when you have 3 classes than when you have 2 semesters of classes. Ok, for those of you that are Seniors, don’t fear the freshman; they don’t want to get married. 

For the first time in our adult lives Webmaster J and I were unattached which led to many “most excellent” adventures. Like the time we time traveled back and met the princesses, and then the encounter with Joe Dirt. We also had awesome run-ins with these two really hot lifeguards. Then there was the giant T-Rex fight in Big Cove where we tackled a 50 ton dinosaur. We also took the “Red Rocket” off-roading and discovered the joys of Athens. In our short three months together Webmaster J and I have pretty much rock-and-rolled ourselves across three states. 

A big portion of my summer was spent in Cherokee, NC fighting dinosaurs and doing Missions work. I guess I should mention that a little bit. For starters if you have never done Missions then you are missing out; I’m not playing about this. Spend a week of summer outside of Tallahassee or Athens or wherever; you’ll never be the same. I have three homes and two families because of summer missions. Plus you get to meet hot chicks that think you’re cool (or at least pretend to). I don’t know, call me crazy, but that’s a pretty sweet deal. You never know what will happen. 

The past three months can be recapped in one word: most awesome. You guys rock almost as much as I do. In my departing words of wisdom I leave you this Women are Like Puppies the Best Way to Get Through Them is Get a New One, and as I’ve been told many times this summer Boys Are Stupid. Well after this week I still might be able to talk with Heather. You crazy kids be safe and until the next week “try to behave”. 

You guys make me look like a freaking idiot

 - Captain Matt

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